Part 5/10 - UNFILTERED Substack: Punch First, Explain Never - Bonus 8/16 - Kick the Door Off the Hinges
The Loudest, Rawest Course Ever Built to Turn Your Voice Into Income
🔥 MODULE 5: PUNCH FIRST, EXPLAIN NEVER
BONUS 8/16 - Kick the Door Off the Hinges
Disclaimer: This isn’t a writing lesson. It’s a demolition manual.
🩸 MOST CREATORS KNOCK. YOU? YOU’RE HERE TO BREAK THE DOOR.
Let’s get real: The internet isn’t a library. It’s a warzone of attention. And your job isn’t to “ease readers in.” It’s to kick down the door and scream, “HERE I AM — DEAL WITH IT.”
Your audience isn’t waiting for a polite invitation. They’re drowning in posts that start with shit like:
“In today’s post, we’ll explore…”
“Let’s dive into…”
“As you may know…”
Translation: “I’m about to waste your time with something you’ll forget in 5 minutes.”
You’re not here to knock. You’re here to detonate.
💥 YOU’RE NOT WRITING TO ENTER — YOU’RE WRITING TO INTERRUPT
Your first sentence isn’t a handshake. It’s a Molotov.
Bad Opener:
“Let’s talk about how social media changes our voice…”
Why it fails: It’s a permission slip to scroll past.
Nuclear Opener:
“Your voice isn’t lost. You buried it under likes.”
Why it works: It’s a punch to the gut. No warm-up. No context. Just truth with a shiv in its teeth.
The math is brutal:
If your opener doesn’t make someone’s thumb freeze mid-scroll, you’ve already lost.